You don't have a soul...

Sent in by Stephen G

You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body. Your sickness will never change the fact that there is not a man or woman in Hell right this moment that does not know Christ Jesus! Please Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand! Only the Grace and Mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ has allowed your life to be spared from an eternity in Hell. Give it up brother, but then your pride in all your foolish opinions won't let you , will it? Sounds like someone else I have read about. Your god. Satan. he loves you so much, he wants to take you to Hell with him. That, my friend' makes you a LOSER, because he is the greatest LOSER of all time. Thank God your mother was PROLIFE! Get ready and don't be surprised, your life is going to change. You will never admit it when it does, but you still won't be able to fool yourself. When it does though, do me a favor, let me know. I won't tell anybody. I promise.

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gusdafa said...

Why does god send people like this here? Your threats and delusions you have of this god reminds me of a scene in the movie 300 where the emissary thought it would be a good idea to piss off a man with a 6-pack.

If that mythical guy satan rebelled against god because he saw that he was gonna send most people to hell for stupid reasons then I will stand with him against your god, and after i kill him i will turn around and kill satan for not tempting Jessica Alba to fall for me.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, whatever. Now run along little godbot, your mommy is calling.

Anonymous said...

Stephen G: Is this post another one of those spoofs that we get here from time to time? If so, you crack me up, man! It must be, right? Anyway, I’m not going for it - I Promise!

Anonymous said...

What self-torment you put yourself through, Stephen.
Maybe you should seek REAL help, instead of praying to be "delivered" from Alcohol.

Your black-and-white, all-or-nothing thinking, where you conclude that since we don't believe in YOUR "god", then we must "serve" the anti-god, this Satan fellow, is really juvenile.

John of Indiana

Audie said...

StevieG said "Thank God your mother was PROLIFE! " Obviously you have never read the Old Testiment. God is far from "pro-life". Actually I've seen very little evidence that he gives a flying-fuck about kids.

Joe B said...

Steve, maybe you meant to use a different word. Fact doesn't quite fit. I have to get all the way to sense 4 in which a fact in a legal matter is actually an assertion that is presented for the purpose of being proven or disproven at which point it is either elevated to one of the first three senses of the word or gets thrown out.

Perhaps you can reword that to read "...thing I've been told and believe for reasons of faith, which is that there is not a man or woman..."

We'd all agree that that is what you've been told.

fact /fækt/
1. something that actually exists; reality; truth: Your fears have no basis in fact.
2. something known to exist or to have happened: Space travel is now a fact.
3. a truth known by actual experience or observation; something known to be true: Scientists gather facts about plant growth.
4. something said to be true or supposed to have happened: The facts given by the witness are highly questionable.
5. Law. Often, facts. an actual or alleged event or circumstance, as distinguished from its legal effect or consequence. Compare question of fact, question of law.

Nvrgoingbk said...

It's too bad your mother WAS prolife. What a waste of oxygen! G

Anonymous said...

Yes... Thank you... I have been converted! Praise god or whatever. Honestly, it has nothing to do with me suddenly falling in love with god - heck, he's mean and a bit unstable. But the fear of going to hell and my insecurity at being called a LOSER was all it took!

You are a pillar in the community and have led this wretched soul out of the jaws of hell!

Now I am going to go burn one in celebration and maybe take a little time to rub one off before I have to disconnect this lust machine from the virtual baylon that is the internet.

I am stunned that anyone can reject this loving and compassionate message... Jeez... You guys must have pudding for brains...


PS - Feel free to picture me rolling my eyes and typing this with sarcasm dripping from my finger tips.

Anonymous said...

Do you really believe that somehow you are privy to some top secret knowledge that most people have somehow failed to discover? Come on if what your were selling were true everyone would be on the bandwagon. You guys have the easiest game in town. I mean who wouldn't want life everlasting. All you have to do is endure the present boot camp and walk the straight and narrow and profess to believe what your conscious mind knows ain't true and wa la you have life everlasting. Do you realize that man has had at least 16 saviors before Jesus all with a similar story line? Stick around here and test the waters or better yet throw a challenge our way disprove something in the bible.

Anonymous said...

Let’s figure out which group is a “Loser”?

Group “A”:
1. Wastes every Sunday of his life worshipping a god that he has never seen or heard.
2. Believes preposterous and outlandish stories, like an impressionable preschooler.
3. Acts like a “pie eyed drone” when the uneducated reformed Pastor tells the congregation that god spoke to him.
4. Gives up to ten percent of his earnings to an organization that hides its financial records from him.
5. Believes that every wonderful pleasure on this earth (and there are sooooo… many) are taboo.
6. Thinks that spending time and money on the lazy homeless and substance abuser (usually one and the same) is productive.
7. Has every vice in the book, but hides them like they’re a national secret.
8. Willingly retards his logic and common sense to rely on faith
9. Preys upon and exploits the fears and insecurities of his fellow human beings.

Group “B”:
1. Sleeps in on Sundays and then does what he pleases.
2. Responsibly enjoys the pleasures of life.
3. Makes sound decisions based on research and evidence.
4. Knows where all of his money is spent (unless he’s married).
5. If somebody tells him a bullshit story he will tell that person to “get fucked”.
6. Enjoys living a guilt free life.
7. Gives all the Ferrell people begging for money advice (like get the fuck away from me and get a job) instead of his hard earned dough.
8. Knows the charity is from the heart, and its own reward.

Your pal,

Anonymous said...

You don't have a soul. You are a soul. Correction, I neither have nor am a soul. I am a person.

You have a body. Yes I have a body. Your point is?

Your sickness will never change the fact that there is not a man or woman in Hell right this moment that does not know Christ Jesus! I have no sickness. Your hell is only good for scaring children, There is not one an or woman in it.

Please Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand! Repent what? and sorry but the kingdom of heaven does no exist,

Only the Grace and Mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ has allowed your life to be spared from an eternity in Hell. Sorry I used to recite that line at people myself when I was in the cult. It doesnt work.

Give it up brother, Give what up sister?

but then your pride in all your foolish opinions won't let you , will it? What pride? and what foolish opinions?

Sounds like someone else I have read about. Your god. Satan. Sorry, Hes not my god is he.. Hes yours, Yes Satan is YOUR god.

he loves you so much, he wants to take you to Hell with him. Sorry, for that he would have to exist.

That, my friend' makes you a LOSER, because he is the greatest LOSER of all time. Except if I was your freind you would not be condescending at me with your insulting religious hate mongering. And you judge me by the fact that I dont buy lottery tickets??

Thank God your mother was PROLIFE! Thank which god?? and my mother is and always has been Pro Choice. So you are caught in a lie about my mother.

Get ready and don't be surprised, Get ready for what? and surprised by what?

your life is going to change. Please be more specific, Everyones life is constantly changing.

You will never admit it when it does, Sorry but I have always been able to admit that my life has changed, You are caught in another lie.

but you still won't be able to fool yourself.Nor do I have any desire to fool myself.

When it does though, do me a favor, let me know. When what does what? Let you know what?? Please be clear, You are posting fragments of ideas.

I won't tell anybody. I promise. You wont tell anybody what? Are you realy that arrogant that you think I live in constant fear of your gossip?

Anonymous said...

I realy do wish these idiot fundie fear mongers would include contact information.

Stephen G, Why dont you try engaging in an actual discussion with us, Instead of peaching this tired old sermon at us.

Tell me something I havent been told a thousand times already. Something I was never instructed to say when I was a christian.

Anonymous said...

"...Your god. Satan. he loves you so much, he wants to take you to Hell with him. That, my friend' makes you a LOSER, because he is the greatest LOSER of all time..."

Actually, it's one the greatest victories of all time.
Stephen, I love you too, and I want you to join me in hell.
Going down in a blaze of glory, taking more of God's beloved with me to hell than He could save for His own worship, even when he spent his only son.
I outplayed him at every turn, and going by the numbers, I win.

Anonymous said...

Funny... my mother is pro-choice!

Anonymous said...


ComputerGuyCJ said...

What an ass!

Anonymous said...

Like all Christians, you have it wrong again, Stephen G.! Satan is one of *your* gods (One of the four in Christianity).

You imaginary friends can't harm anyone!

Anonymous said...

There seems to be some debate as to what the correct denomination is in xtianity. I dare not estimate how many. The World religions exclude each others beliefs and versions of hell, so you would have to join them all just to be on the safe side. You have to pick the right one and there’s no evidence as to which one is correct. What if it turns out that Islam is the only real truth! Muslim hell is described as a pretty bad place! So face it Steven, we are all going to burn in HELL! Your sky daddy may save you from his hell, but not from the others!

I agree, I do not believe in yours or any other religion or it's moronic manifestations such as satan.

LadySidhe said...

Wow. I don't think I've ever seen that many parroted phrases in one post.

Um...You go...

...And don't come back...

Anonymous said...

Steve,you dont have a brain....pray for yourself, that someone helps you find one.

Nvrgoingbkeither said...

ah god "wrote" there is no sin in heavan right? well how in the fuck did satan sin? and when he bashed those babys against the rocks he soooooo cared about them and lets see when a human is thrown off a fucking cliff it is not nice their skulls crack their flesh gets ripped away from the bone and imagine the ones that did not die right away and just laid there or the mothers who was forced into slavery and had to watch there babys die ALL IN THE NAME OF GODS CHOSEN POEPLE please dont post anymore of your xian jargin bullshit save it for the suckers who have not done thier research

your faithful lostone nvrgoingbkeither

Yukkione said...

Thanks Stephen G for that wonderful piece of satire. You had me going there for a second. lol You captured the mindless furvor of an evangelical to perfection. Please more, more!roopj

eel_shepherd said...


i] a troll
ii] not a troll

I'm voting for the former.

BTW, if Satan was/is the "biggest loser of all time", and tricks someone else into going to hell w/ him, isn't there now a bigger loser? Didn't Satan just win one?
Man, there's no way I'm getting any sleep till I get that one cleared up.

Telmi said...


You are just another Gawd-sucker spewing crap.

Go and read the fiendish activities of your fiendish Gawd - it is all in the Bible - before coming round with your nonsense.

TheJaytheist said...

Gee, I've never heard any of that before. Thanks steven g. My life has been changed. I am now as deluded and arrogant as you. I also turn away from logic, reason and sanity. I am sooo glad I get to go to heaven with weiners just like you.

What a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Hey Stevie Boy

Hell Does not Exist! It is not consistent with the notion of unconditional love. No matter how bad he could be, I would never lock my son in a dungeon and throw away the key. The idea of hell is absolutely ludicrous!


Anonymous said...

Hey Stevie Boy!

Hell Does not exist! It is not consistent with the concept of uncontitional love. No matter how bad he is, I would never lock my son in a dungeon and throw away the key. The idead of hell is absolutely ludicrous!


Anonymous said...

God - pro-life?!

Hardly! Even today god kills innocent babies.

According to Duke Medical University, ~60%-65% of all fertilized eggs (conception=soul) fail to implant in the uterus-spontaneously aborted! God fails to see into the future by even 1-3 days??? He gives an embryo a soul and flushes it down the toilet?! What an idiot!

Even if a fertilized egg does implant, there is a 50-50 chance that it will be dislodged because the hormone balance is not quite right and a woman starts her menstrual cycle and bye-bye baby!!!!

When your god stops doing abortions, I'll stop supporting a woman's right to choose for her self. But we both know that will never happen, right!

Only a fool believes!


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Anonymous said...

The Doobie Brothers got it right with this song lyric. What a Fool Believes He Sees! Stevie you are being foolish right now! Go Away!


Todd said...

It must be nice to have all the fucking answers.

Piprus said...

What a nonsensical, red-eyed, incoherent, ranting crock of crap.
You did get one thing right. I don't have a "soul". Such an entity is not known to exist. For that matter neither is hell. So go rant to someone who's interested. Okay?

Nvrgoingbkeither said...

Hey everyone at x-xian,

can you believe this dude? I mean what are christians thinking these days? This prick is like those four psycho bitches on the trya banks show!

Telling her she was a "fag enabler" i mean who cares if they smoke polls i don't. My point is these pious assholes come on here and post their old drab xian bullshit, and exspect us too just convert back too a prison.

I would never go back too bashing my own wife about a shirt or pair of jeans, or bash myself over masterbation. Or go crazy cause the state wants me too pay $115.00, for a piece of paper that says i'm married.

That never stopped anyone i've ever known from cheating. Or go to churches where the other "xian brothers" stalk my fine ass cuban wife (nvrgoingbk).

I say too stephen g how can you even call yourself a xian and talk too poeple on this site in the manner you did this is'nt a xian website it's for ex xian who are beyond fed up with the xian b.s! Stephen on any given sunday,you can walk into your church, and theres drug addicts and whore mongers and homosexuals and every other kind of person, just like out here on the street.

I prayed for four years everyday about herpies my father gave me as he politely sodomised me at 14 yrs old but i guess god was to busy answering the prayers of henry lions and the bakers and the slew of other crack smoking prostituting lieing peter popoffs right.

So my ? too you is if everyone falls short of the glory of god (romans) then in (john 1) how in the fuck can god say those born of god don't sin but if they do there forgiven but he also says that the children of god are manifest in what they do because there born of god? they don't sin and the children of the devil because they just chose too be the devils son and fuck up but no!

god says he predestined some too hell. HEY STEPHEN WHAT IF GOD IN A HISSY FIT ONE DAY LONG AGO CHOSE YOUR SON OR WIFE TOO BE PREDESTINED TOO HELL?I guess the big "G" JUST PUTS ALL OUR NAMES IN A FUCKING HAT RIGHT. So you see my confused poster all this is bullshit we come here for support not for your disrepectful posts but you won't be the last and your not the first have a very good tormenting xian ride.

Unknown said...

Hahahaha. Go screw your imaginary friend God and take your imaginary enemy Satan with you. How does it feel to be a Bride of Christ? Like getting it up the butt from Jesus? Hey, it's ok. God made homosexuals too and your God dont make mistakes, right? -Vixentrox-

Anonymous said...

Ignore him, it's the virus speaking. He's infected. He's not really like that. It's the virus everyone. THE VIRUS!!!! He still has all the symptoms of the virus. The first being delusions of grandeur, the second being the belief in the absurd. The only way to cure the victim is to expose them to the truth, but some are allergic and have reactions to it. Such as denial and anger.

Anonymous said...

Hey Stephen G, maybe I can speak to your mind that is affected by the virus, I hope this goes through, but have you heard of the saying that goes like this:

"Been there, done that"

We probably know more about your religion than you do, so please bug off, We are immune. I am sure there is a decent person under that virus.

Steven Bently said...

"You don't have a soul. You are a soul." No!

I'm a rational thinking physical human being. No one has ever seen a "soul" there is no physical evidence that a soul even exists.

If a soul exists, it is invisible, cannot see, cannot hear, cannot feel pain, has no emotions.

A "soul" is a false term invented by people that thought ghosts existed along with angels, spirits, demons, devils, virgin births, prayer, miracles, blessings, speaking in tongues, there's no evidence for a soul to exist.

You must remember Steven G,
the people that wrote the Bible were very ignorant, just as you admire the ignorance displayed in the Bible, just as you worship total ignorance as displayed in the Bible.

What a shame it is to worship 2000 year old ignorance.

freethinker05 said...

Pssst!Heh,Stephen G.,when god becomes an atheist we won't tell anybody ok? just mine and your little secret,promise...peace P.S.You sneaky little fucker you,hehehe

Anonymous said...

This gy who started this thread is just one of us in disguise as a fundy. True that fundies believe that crap, but the way this one is written just sounds like one of us exchristians trying to motivate us.

Anonymous said...

It's people like this that will cause Christianity to die out eventually.Ass-suming this guy is for real,him and others like him are the cause of millions leaving the church.
So as the world gets smarter,you
will be laugh at as the witch burners and flat earth believers of times gone by.

Thanks for reminding us of how ridiculous you guys are,...again
thank-you very much!


Anonymous said...

Hey, Stephen,

If my mommy wasn't pro-life I'd already be in heaven, right?

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