You don't have a soul...
Sent in by Stephen G
You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body. Your sickness will never change the fact that there is not a man or woman in Hell right this moment that does not know Christ Jesus! Please Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand! Only the Grace and Mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ has allowed your life to be spared from an eternity in Hell. Give it up brother, but then your pride in all your foolish opinions won't let you , will it? Sounds like someone else I have read about. Your god. Satan. he loves you so much, he wants to take you to Hell with him. That, my friend' makes you a LOSER, because he is the greatest LOSER of all time. Thank God your mother was PROLIFE! Get ready and don't be surprised, your life is going to change. You will never admit it when it does, but you still won't be able to fool yourself. When it does though, do me a favor, let me know. I won't tell anybody. I promise.
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You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body. Your sickness will never change the fact that there is not a man or woman in Hell right this moment that does not know Christ Jesus! Please Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand! Only the Grace and Mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ has allowed your life to be spared from an eternity in Hell. Give it up brother, but then your pride in all your foolish opinions won't let you , will it? Sounds like someone else I have read about. Your god. Satan. he loves you so much, he wants to take you to Hell with him. That, my friend' makes you a LOSER, because he is the greatest LOSER of all time. Thank God your mother was PROLIFE! Get ready and don't be surprised, your life is going to change. You will never admit it when it does, but you still won't be able to fool yourself. When it does though, do me a favor, let me know. I won't tell anybody. I promise.
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If that mythical guy satan rebelled against god because he saw that he was gonna send most people to hell for stupid reasons then I will stand with him against your god, and after i kill him i will turn around and kill satan for not tempting Jessica Alba to fall for me.
Maybe you should seek REAL help, instead of praying to be "delivered" from Alcohol.
Your black-and-white, all-or-nothing thinking, where you conclude that since we don't believe in YOUR "god", then we must "serve" the anti-god, this Satan fellow, is really juvenile.
John of Indiana
Perhaps you can reword that to read "...thing I've been told and believe for reasons of faith, which is that there is not a man or woman..."
We'd all agree that that is what you've been told.
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You are a pillar in the community and have led this wretched soul out of the jaws of hell!
Now I am going to go burn one in celebration and maybe take a little time to rub one off before I have to disconnect this lust machine from the virtual baylon that is the internet.
I am stunned that anyone can reject this loving and compassionate message... Jeez... You guys must have pudding for brains...
Spoomonkey
PS - Feel free to picture me rolling my eyes and typing this with sarcasm dripping from my finger tips.
Do you really believe that somehow you are privy to some top secret knowledge that most people have somehow failed to discover? Come on if what your were selling were true everyone would be on the bandwagon. You guys have the easiest game in town. I mean who wouldn't want life everlasting. All you have to do is endure the present boot camp and walk the straight and narrow and profess to believe what your conscious mind knows ain't true and wa la you have life everlasting. Do you realize that man has had at least 16 saviors before Jesus all with a similar story line? Stick around here and test the waters or better yet throw a challenge our way disprove something in the bible.
Let’s figure out which group is a “Loser”?
Group “A”:
1. Wastes every Sunday of his life worshipping a god that he has never seen or heard.
2. Believes preposterous and outlandish stories, like an impressionable preschooler.
3. Acts like a “pie eyed drone” when the uneducated reformed Pastor tells the congregation that god spoke to him.
4. Gives up to ten percent of his earnings to an organization that hides its financial records from him.
5. Believes that every wonderful pleasure on this earth (and there are sooooo… many) are taboo.
6. Thinks that spending time and money on the lazy homeless and substance abuser (usually one and the same) is productive.
7. Has every vice in the book, but hides them like they’re a national secret.
8. Willingly retards his logic and common sense to rely on faith
9. Preys upon and exploits the fears and insecurities of his fellow human beings.
Group “B”:
1. Sleeps in on Sundays and then does what he pleases.
2. Responsibly enjoys the pleasures of life.
3. Makes sound decisions based on research and evidence.
4. Knows where all of his money is spent (unless he’s married).
5. If somebody tells him a bullshit story he will tell that person to “get fucked”.
6. Enjoys living a guilt free life.
7. Gives all the Ferrell people begging for money advice (like get the fuck away from me and get a job) instead of his hard earned dough.
8. Knows the charity is from the heart, and its own reward.
Your pal,
Farris
You have a body. Yes I have a body. Your point is?
Your sickness will never change the fact that there is not a man or woman in Hell right this moment that does not know Christ Jesus! I have no sickness. Your hell is only good for scaring children, There is not one an or woman in it.
Please Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand! Repent what? and sorry but the kingdom of heaven does no exist,
Only the Grace and Mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ has allowed your life to be spared from an eternity in Hell. Sorry I used to recite that line at people myself when I was in the cult. It doesnt work.
Give it up brother, Give what up sister?
but then your pride in all your foolish opinions won't let you , will it? What pride? and what foolish opinions?
Sounds like someone else I have read about. Your god. Satan. Sorry, Hes not my god is he.. Hes yours, Yes Satan is YOUR god.
he loves you so much, he wants to take you to Hell with him. Sorry, for that he would have to exist.
That, my friend' makes you a LOSER, because he is the greatest LOSER of all time. Except if I was your freind you would not be condescending at me with your insulting religious hate mongering. And you judge me by the fact that I dont buy lottery tickets??
Thank God your mother was PROLIFE! Thank which god?? and my mother is and always has been Pro Choice. So you are caught in a lie about my mother.
Get ready and don't be surprised, Get ready for what? and surprised by what?
your life is going to change. Please be more specific, Everyones life is constantly changing.
You will never admit it when it does, Sorry but I have always been able to admit that my life has changed, You are caught in another lie.
but you still won't be able to fool yourself.Nor do I have any desire to fool myself.
When it does though, do me a favor, let me know. When what does what? Let you know what?? Please be clear, You are posting fragments of ideas.
I won't tell anybody. I promise. You wont tell anybody what? Are you realy that arrogant that you think I live in constant fear of your gossip?
Stephen G, Why dont you try engaging in an actual discussion with us, Instead of peaching this tired old sermon at us.
Tell me something I havent been told a thousand times already. Something I was never instructed to say when I was a christian.
Actually, it's one the greatest victories of all time.
Stephen, I love you too, and I want you to join me in hell.
Going down in a blaze of glory, taking more of God's beloved with me to hell than He could save for His own worship, even when he spent his only son.
I outplayed him at every turn, and going by the numbers, I win.
You imaginary friends can't harm anyone!
I agree, I do not believe in yours or any other religion or it's moronic manifestations such as satan.
Um...You go...
...And don't come back...
your faithful lostone nvrgoingbkeither
i] a troll
ii] not a troll
I'm voting for the former.
BTW, if Satan was/is the "biggest loser of all time", and tricks someone else into going to hell w/ him, isn't there now a bigger loser? Didn't Satan just win one?
Man, there's no way I'm getting any sleep till I get that one cleared up.
You are just another Gawd-sucker spewing crap.
Go and read the fiendish activities of your fiendish Gawd - it is all in the Bible - before coming round with your nonsense.
What a dumbass.
Hell Does not Exist! It is not consistent with the notion of unconditional love. No matter how bad he could be, I would never lock my son in a dungeon and throw away the key. The idea of hell is absolutely ludicrous!
NateDog
Hell Does not exist! It is not consistent with the concept of uncontitional love. No matter how bad he is, I would never lock my son in a dungeon and throw away the key. The idead of hell is absolutely ludicrous!
NateDog
Hardly! Even today god kills innocent babies.
According to Duke Medical University, ~60%-65% of all fertilized eggs (conception=soul) fail to implant in the uterus-spontaneously aborted! God fails to see into the future by even 1-3 days??? He gives an embryo a soul and flushes it down the toilet?! What an idiot!
Even if a fertilized egg does implant, there is a 50-50 chance that it will be dislodged because the hormone balance is not quite right and a woman starts her menstrual cycle and bye-bye baby!!!!
When your god stops doing abortions, I'll stop supporting a woman's right to choose for her self. But we both know that will never happen, right!
Only a fool believes!
freeman
NateDog
You did get one thing right. I don't have a "soul". Such an entity is not known to exist. For that matter neither is hell. So go rant to someone who's interested. Okay?
can you believe this dude? I mean what are christians thinking these days? This prick is like those four psycho bitches on the trya banks show!
Telling her she was a "fag enabler" i mean who cares if they smoke polls i don't. My point is these pious assholes come on here and post their old drab xian bullshit, and exspect us too just convert back too a prison.
I would never go back too bashing my own wife about a shirt or pair of jeans, or bash myself over masterbation. Or go crazy cause the state wants me too pay $115.00, for a piece of paper that says i'm married.
That never stopped anyone i've ever known from cheating. Or go to churches where the other "xian brothers" stalk my fine ass cuban wife (nvrgoingbk).
I say too stephen g how can you even call yourself a xian and talk too poeple on this site in the manner you did this is'nt a xian website it's for ex xian who are beyond fed up with the xian b.s! Stephen on any given sunday,you can walk into your church, and theres drug addicts and whore mongers and homosexuals and every other kind of person, just like out here on the street.
I prayed for four years everyday about herpies my father gave me as he politely sodomised me at 14 yrs old but i guess god was to busy answering the prayers of henry lions and the bakers and the slew of other crack smoking prostituting lieing peter popoffs right.
So my ? too you is if everyone falls short of the glory of god (romans) then in (john 1) how in the fuck can god say those born of god don't sin but if they do there forgiven but he also says that the children of god are manifest in what they do because there born of god? they don't sin and the children of the devil because they just chose too be the devils son and fuck up but no!
god says he predestined some too hell. HEY STEPHEN WHAT IF GOD IN A HISSY FIT ONE DAY LONG AGO CHOSE YOUR SON OR WIFE TOO BE PREDESTINED TOO HELL?I guess the big "G" JUST PUTS ALL OUR NAMES IN A FUCKING HAT RIGHT. So you see my confused poster all this is bullshit we come here for support not for your disrepectful posts but you won't be the last and your not the first have a very good tormenting xian ride.
"Been there, done that"
We probably know more about your religion than you do, so please bug off, We are immune. I am sure there is a decent person under that virus.
I'm a rational thinking physical human being. No one has ever seen a "soul" there is no physical evidence that a soul even exists.
If a soul exists, it is invisible, cannot see, cannot hear, cannot feel pain, has no emotions.
A "soul" is a false term invented by people that thought ghosts existed along with angels, spirits, demons, devils, virgin births, prayer, miracles, blessings, speaking in tongues, there's no evidence for a soul to exist.
You must remember Steven G,
the people that wrote the Bible were very ignorant, just as you admire the ignorance displayed in the Bible, just as you worship total ignorance as displayed in the Bible.
What a shame it is to worship 2000 year old ignorance.
So as the world gets smarter,you
will be laugh at as the witch burners and flat earth believers of times gone by.
Thanks for reminding us of how ridiculous you guys are,...again
thank-you very much!
freedy
If my mommy wasn't pro-life I'd already be in heaven, right?