GET A LIFE!
Your gospel story quiz made me angry.
I took it twice, the second time through I recorded the opposite response to each question and still received a zero.
Maybe you think it's clever to quiz people on the contradictions, my time is valuable and you wasted it with your impossible quiz.
Get a life.
~Alana Cooke, MA, MEd
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I took it twice, the second time through I recorded the opposite response to each question and still received a zero.
Maybe you think it's clever to quiz people on the contradictions, my time is valuable and you wasted it with your impossible quiz.
Get a life.
~Alana Cooke, MA, MEd
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I took it a couple times and still flunked.
It's pretty easy to show just how absurd religion is.
Unfortunately some people have been brainwashed to such an extent that even in the face of overwhelming evidence they cling to their fantasies and maintain allegiance to their cult.
Some allegedly intelligent people continue to blindly base their life around a 2,000 year old collection of myths stolen from other myths.
It's important to stop religion before it kills again.
Wait... DAMN!!! Too late... Even as you read this some religious fanatic has abandoned rational thought long enough to murder someone...
I have a life, and it's much more interesting when observed with an open mind.
-PW, PsyD
"But anyone who says 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." (Jesus) Mat 5:22
"You fools!" (Jesus) Luke 11:40
"You blind fools!" (Jesus) Mat 23:17
"How foolish you are" (Jesus) Luke 24:25
"But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20
"You foolish Galatians!" (St. Paul) Galatians 3:1
"You foolish man" James 2:20
LOVE the responses! Keep up the good RATIONAL work!
Jesus LOL 2
But it's all about making people FEEL good whether they deserve it or not, right?
MG (Monk), History B.S.
Nevertheless, many in the classroom do not belong there.
Someone contributed to the rewriting of the bible and did a grand job of it. Albeit one of the stupidest things I've ever read, it surely made it that much more fascinating. Tell me if you didn't get a kick out of that one. XD
Honest. I wouldn't tease. ;)
I don't know if this is the exact same quiz, but somewhere online is a site called "The World's Most Difficult Bible Quiz;" I used to spend some time in the "BA Room (Beliefs - Atheism)" on AOL, and I would challenge fundies who came in the room to go take the test. They were all too chicken poopie to brave taking it.
"...I took it twice, the second time through I recorded the opposite response to each question and still received a zero..."
At first I thought this post was some sort of IQ test, to see who'd fall for the idea that this heavy hitter would need to take the test twice to work out the point, or even to take the whole test right through once. Sort of a "my irony beats your irony" type of deal.
But I see from her use of a comma after "twice", instead of a semicolon or period, that the good edukationmeister has never heard of a run-on sentence.
Somewhere a local PTA meeting is demanding a teaching-salary refund from a school board.
"GET A LIFE!"
Such is the answer of a university-educated man.
Thanks for the link to loljesus.com. That looks like a website where I could waste hours - and I thoroughly intend to, when I either get my work done or give up on it for the day.
Thank you, too, Alana. You made my day!
(I've already posted by response to our educated friend as "Get a Brain." I know, I know; I deplore the use of sock puppets as well. But I just couldn't help myself.)
Alana Cooke.
At least we can laugh about it now.
I am sorry it took you two times through the quiz and you still didn't catch the point.
I took it once; I figured out where it was taking me after the fourth or fifth question... then I laughed because I KNOW that I am stupid. You shouldn't be so serious all the time.
You see, the problem as I see it is not that the Bible contains errors per se but rather that it is touted in its entirety as the "Infallible" word of god. Let's not prevaricate; it is the antithesis of infallibility. The mere fact that it was written by humans testifies to the fact.
Yeah, I almost couldn't get away from the site because of how much fun I was having just lmao. Whew!
Anyway, to the author of the post:
Please show us the best of you, that you spent so many hours and money developing and educating, in the future. It's not really nice to hurt your rep in such a way that you had to go out of your way to prove how ironically-challenged we've seen you to be (not physically "seen", but you get the picture, right? Or do I have to spell it out? Didn't think so...)
I'm sure you were just "tired" or something and weren't thinking straight. Bring your opinions back sometime. They make for a great comment trail one could enjoy for a short while. Thank you for posting! X)
Every time I click on the link to the recent comments I am brought to the pics page. Whats up?
Nobody wasted your time but yourself. Take some responsibility for your own stupidity and quit blaming others for your lack of intelligence.
M.A., my ass. I call shenanigans...
I had an inkling of what was going on after i had finished it the first time but i took at again and immediately knew. Like you, i was very annoyed with it. If you have a point to prove, dont do it as annoyingly as that stupid quiz.
"...Why is it when someone says something that is not popular, certain people feel the need to be the grammer/spelling police..."
Well Steve, she _did_ try to pass herself off as someone with a master's degree in education. And yes, since you mention it (--- and ONLY since you mention it ---) you do have spelling mistakes in your post.
"Universities" got their name because when a person emerged from one, they were supposed to emerge with a fairly "universal", well-rounded, education, & the ability to think and function around other well-rounded thinking types. Not just be able to write computer code or repair furnaces, etc. That would be "training". The type of class where some student inevitably sticks up his/her hand and asks "Does spelling count?" on the essay questions.
(*scre-e-e-e-ches to a halt*) I'm wasting my time with this one, aren't I? I'm talking to thin air. Stopping now.
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